May 2013
bemyfoundation asked: All these bitches wanna lick my ice cream
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
phaserburn:
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
viridiandreamer:
ablogwithoutpants:
impalas-wings:
pizz4s:
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
This is why I say I don’t have a...
urksies:
cosmopanther:
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
